Da Board.......Da Board da board da board da board

[Dusty]

"Ole' message board, she aint what she used to be;
     Head is tweeked on evercrack, Darren's pain is in the Back....
"Ole' message board, she aint what she used to be;
     Lew is tired of office work, DJ always was the Jerk....
"Ole' message board, she aint what she used to be;
     Terrys always flyin' bye, Dreams about the one nut guy;
"Ole' message board, she aint what she used to be;
     Im Bored and You guys suck"

...................Just Kiddin'. I love you guys
........................................................
...................Seriously though, you guys suck


     

[Dj]

Jerk this, buddy! 

[Dusty]

haha thats funny, my last line was gonna be

"Good thing masturbations free"

I guess great minds spank alike.....

[Dj]

Must not yet be 6 weeks since the baby's been born. 

[Dusty]

We find out tomorrow when the we start round two. Hopefully the fight won't come to a "head" for another 3-4 years. We'll see.

[Dj]

I like Head...and but he is the Chief. LOL!

[Dj]

Song To The Tune To Jingle Bells

Slashing through the fray,
With one big bad-ass sword,
...A fumble makes delay,
What happened to this board?

My dice have covered dust,
And no debate's been had,
There's ne'er been a time the rules don't change
And no one has been mad...

Oh...Pelicar, Pelicar
What happened to this game?
Tried to play space-invasion,
But it's just not the sa--ame!

Pelicar, Pelicar
What happened to this game?
Dusty's bored and we all suck
And that is just a shame!

[Dusty]

Ahhhhahahahah, that hilarious, I can see it now. Time to rewrite the book into a musical and use christmas songs as Lews descriptions....

"Im. Dreaming of a Giant Tortoise"

"Silent Knight, Hole-y Knight
     Knolls have Come, Knolls arn't Bright."

"Deck the Mat with lots of punches.
     Ha-ha -ha-haha-ha-ha-ha ha"

"Away in the Danger, a crib for a bed,
     the little Lord Flapper will play with your Head"

I MIGHT GET BORED AND ADD MORE... Feel free to let the clever juices flow.