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Musical Boredom...

Started by Dj, Dec 10, 2008, 10:12:14 PM

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Dj

So, following Dusty's idea, I've reprinted the "jingle" that started it. Let's all write some Pelicar Carols!

Sung To The Tune To Jingle Bells

Slashing through the fray,
With one big bad-ass sword,
...A fumble makes delay,
What happened to this board?

My dice have covered dust,
And no debate's been had,
There's ne'er been a time the rules don't change
And no one has been mad...

Oh...Pelicar, Pelicar
What happened to this game?
Tried to play space-invasion,
But it's just not the sa--ame!

Pelicar, Pelicar
What happened to this game?
Dusty's bored and we all suck
And that is just a shame!
Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Dj

Un-holy Knight!
With sword so brightly flaming.
This is the Knight of our first Chieftain's death.

Long lay the world
In death and undead living
Till Agz recalled the debt that was still owed.

Rise from your grave
Oh feel the chilling touches
Oh Knight Undead
Dark night when Spiraman shine
Oh Knight Undead
Oh Knight Undead

         
Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Dj

Oh my friends are never online
This board seems to have down time
Where did Pel-i-car go?
I dunno; I dunno; I dunno!
Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Fingers

#3
OK, DJ has asked for my submission.  Things may be a little skewed time-line wise but here goes.

To the tune of Jingle Bells ( Just to make it easier )

Dashing through the hills
Through a doughnut filled with Knolls
They've gone to save the day
By collecting all the Stones

Einstein, Freud and Wes
Ford, Perrin, George and Mat
Henry, Smoke and Ted
They had each other's back

BUT
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
HEY
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
For if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


A spider it did come
Outmatched, but did their best.
They all ran when one did fall
The spider ate poor Wes

Marvin's Point they made
But occupied by giants
Added Pink Eye to the ranks
The Point was theirs by night

BUT
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
HEY
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
For if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Added two more to the crew
Taegon and Superman
The group thought it'd be fun
Only later they'd understand

Flapper we did find
While searching through the bush
We can't communicate
'cept " Flapper, Flapper, Fish"!

BUT
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
HEY
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
For if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


A horn frog we did fight
Many stuck in sticky goo
Freud did save the day
Though it's Freud, the horn frog slew

Buried Freud that day
Did the rituals he wished
Teagon took offense
Upon the grave he pissed

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Flapper went berserk
The rest just stood and watched
Taegon quickly died
They left him there to rot

Noct Klein took his place
He never said too much
A former Knoll camp slave
Seemed always out of touch

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Smoke decided to leave
He'd finally had enough
This group's lack of order
Sent him running for Campbell's Bluff

Perrin was voted in
as camp boss of MP
It should only be for a few years
Now he's on permanent leave

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Another accepted in
Dirty Sanchez was his name
But Trolls took Dirty Sanchez
And Nocht Klein to their grave

Ulhania and Kleatus
Were soon to join the rest
Would they find stability
Or would they fail the test

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


The Point became so crowded
Parn Silia could be grand
The Stoner's took their charges there
And formed a whole new clan

Ford was always crazy
Would charge instead of plan
Attacked while on his night watch
And never seen again

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Elfette she was a looker
And devious as could be
Was brought into the folds
To create new alchemy

Kleatus retired in PS
To guide his churches growth
Until the great Knoll battle
Where one kindly slit his throat

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


While searching in the mountains
A dragon was released
Henry was a goner
The dragon gave him peace

Then back into the mountains
While fighting with some Manes
Ulhania and George
Bravely died in fiery blaze

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Ceyatu and Sha Nay Nay
Were quickly brought right in
One trained in the new Magic
One fought only in her skin

Ceyatu left for reasons
Why? Obscure at best
Nay Nay had twin babies
Momma said it's time to nest

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Mighty Joe then joined the big boys
Though none were as big as he
Left behind to pursue his cooking
Cause he couldn't give up the cheese

Oru'tuk and Max
Were next to join the troop
Oru'tuk retired a healing Priest
Max became Spiked Wyvrn poop

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Maxine was Max's sister
Came to avenge his death
She's one hell of a fighter
Don't get caught looking down her dress

Agreement made with Yalnia
To protect Old Matty's ass
Brought Miss Verin Mathwin
Despite the cost she guards his back

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Then came salesman Thaddius
In fancy clothes he dressed
Can communicate with anyone
And Pocket Space with the best

Finally enlightened Einstein
Felt duty call him home
He walked into a Dead Zone
Now a statue made of stone

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Came two beautiful women
And one foul mouthed old man
Drucillia, Penrod and Sara
Are trying to fit in

Pink Eye's now a governor
Ted "Buck" is now Clan Chief
Flapper's been Clan Administrator
And some think he's a thief

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


Mat's aging caused some problems
Cause he spoke just what he thought
The grumpy asshole he'd become
Got him banished from the lot

Verin followed with him
For twenty years they're gone
No one knows just why she left
But a way to end the song

OH
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
But if you are judged lacking
You'll be banished, dealt or slain


YES
Stoners come and Stoners go
But still they carry on
Replace the quitters or the dead
To keep the Stoners strong
Hey
Stoners come and Stoners go
Who'll be Elite today
Send in your qualifications
For they might just let you play

Verin? (Yes?) Recant huh? (Yes.) And that really means to dispute one's word? (For the last time, YES!) See I know'd ta be scared o dem lernin books! Einstein's ta blame, always pushin everbody ta be more 'n they are! (Ugh!) I know why LB came, but why'd you? (Times are, I ask that myself. Now eat!)

Fingers

Ok finished it.  (see previous post)
Verin? (Yes?) Recant huh? (Yes.) And that really means to dispute one's word? (For the last time, YES!) See I know'd ta be scared o dem lernin books! Einstein's ta blame, always pushin everbody ta be more 'n they are! (Ugh!) I know why LB came, but why'd you? (Times are, I ask that myself. Now eat!)

Dj

Wow! Well, I did ask for it. Very nice.
Thank you Mario! But our Princess is in another castle!

Dusty

Oh the ballad of the stoners...puff puff, cough cough
My future is so bright, I gotta wear sleeves....